"The sound is something like laser beams from a 1980s video game, but the voices are baby Nile crocodiles calling out from inside their eggs."
"Spider-Man's getting ready to give kids the real truth about birth control and chew bubble gum. And he's all out of bubble gum." via bb
Further evidence that CNN is no longer capable of or interested in reporting on actual news of any importance. I'm not convinced it's a bad thing. Maybe the funniest part of this link is the url.